Yapyap I of Gruntland

March 8/22 2537- May 8 2077. Cause of death: cerebral hemorrhage. Full name: Yapyap George Unggoy.

Yapyap I of Gruntland also known as Yapyap the great was king of the unggoy from January 16 2016 until his death on May 8th 2077. His reign was the longest of any Unggoy monarch lasting 61 years and living 80 years (the only older one being his grandfather Flipyap I) and outliving his older brother and 2 younger brothers.

Birth and early life
Yapyap was born on the 8th of March 2537, his father was Yapflip I king of Unggoy who had been reigning since 2515. His mother was much younger than his father (Yapflip being 52 wal YapYaps mother was 26) because yapflip did not want to marry and have children a trait he shared with his father. His brother Flipyap was his twin. At the time of his birth he was 2nd in line after his elder brother Yipyip who was born 3 years earlier. He was only 6 months old when he spoke his first words and to his parents horror in Human English. His elder brother had spoken Unggoy. The next day Yapflip yelled at his baby sitter because he “petrified a great boy with human language”. His parents and older brother decide to start permanently speaking English not Unggoy so they could communicate better. Yapyap was known to be a quiet boy who never yelled and enjoyed playing with his brothers but tragedy struck when his youngest brother was born and his mother died from complications during the birth. The whole family mourned his wife’s passing, Flipyap never remarried but had several mistresses even fathering a illegitimate child with one who they named Yapyap. Yapyap held distain for his younger brother who was named Poonflip for “quietly killing our mother” he wrote later in his journal. At 6 in 2543 he and Flipyap registered to join the unggoy army but the he was laughed at saying “perhaps be a suicide grunt” but a elite general said the administrator was being rude and said “cannon fodder or not they are the unggoy kings sons. They joined and proved to be great soldiers and held the rank of general by the end of the war.

Heir Apparent
Yipyip had a time machine he liked to time travel with once he went to 1990 and was killed. The killer ended up being his future girlfriends mother. Yapyap then became heir apparent. Yapyap was only 10 so a act was passed so that incase Yapflip I were to die before the Yapyap turned 18 his uncle Crimson grunt would serve as regent. Afterward Yapyap took a back seat as general to make sure the throne did not fall onto his brother Flipyap who by them had worsening relations with his brother. During this time relations with his father deteriorated, later on Yapflip said if he had to choose his successor he would choose Flipyap. However in the final battles of the Human Covenant war he was more active leading grunts in battle and when the brutes betrayed the elites most grunts including Yapyap joined the humans and won the war but right as Thel Vadam was about to kill the prophet of Truth a portal appeared and suck everyone in and everyone was taken to January 1st 2013.

Schooling 2013-2015
Yapyap was one of the first to fall over dogmerica

Beginning of reign
Yapflip I died at 71 on January 16 2016 and Yapyap became king.